Tuesday, September 23, 2008

8:59 PM

Received this chain mail.
Thought that it was funny.






NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200
kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if
given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious
stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

*COMMON
USES*
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
*TESTS*

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

*POTENTIAL HAZARD*

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct
contact with each other.
*!! WARNING !!*

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE
SEVERE FINANCIAL
HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS

ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD

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